Thursday, July 15, 2010

Great Zeus Have Mercy!

So posting this week has been sort of a wash, as I got back online Tuesday only to have another Summer storm take out my wifi router. So for those of you keeping score, electrical surges this week took out my:

Cable Modem
Cell Phone Micro Tower
Wifi Router
Digital Phone Modem

Of those, my out of pocket expense is just for the wifi router, so all in all, it could be worse. To prevent this happening again, I bought a better(?) surge protector. Hopefully that will help things.

Tomorrow, I will have a post by Pierre and we'll get back on track with our regular posting schedule Monday. Today, I've got to answer a kajillion emails and comments here.

Plus all those farmville invites won't delete themselves. ;)

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Stop with the Damn Goggles

Remember how all heroes wore leather jackets back in the 90's?

I think we can all agree that was a fashion trend run amok. And while it still shows up in X-men (or Wonder Woman) I'm inclined to let it slide because there is another trend that I think overshadows it now: Goggles.

Yesterday, I flipped through three comics and this is what I saw.

A Vampire Terrorist from X-men: Curse of the Mutants


A house ad from the same comic:


An unnamed character from Action Comics 890 (the comic I suspect that made Mark Waid give up on Superhero comics recently*...)


Another unnamed character from the same comic (and this instance is less annoying than the others because the goggles are smaller)


And finally, this example from Green Arrow 1 - I can't decide if this is a truly horrible character design or a truly brilliant one. And I mean brilliant like the Styx Mister Roboto album brilliant.


That's 3 comics and 5 sets of goggles - and I really did just pick these up in random order. My luck of the draw would have probably run out if I picked up a few other comics, but the point remains - people are using goggles as short-hand to imply the character is interesting when we all know damn well, they're not.

Here's a tip for today's creators - if your character doesn't really *need* goggles, you probably shouldn't use 'em.

Alas, horrible design choices started in the Golden Age, and perhaps the best example of this is another hero with unfortunate fashion sense: Dr. Diamond a man who got his powers from a mysterious black diamond given to him by a Tibetan Monk who lives on an uncharted island who found the diamond after it been lost for a thousand years in egypt. Once given the diamond, our hero gains the strength of 50 men, but loses his shirt.

In his defense, Dr. Diamond didn't start life as a shirtless wonder. In his first appearance, the top part of his costume was red.

But somewhere down the line he lost his shirt and just never went back. We all know someone like that, don't we?

Anyway, he appeared in the first 4 issues of Catman Comics, of which the first two are today's Free Comics...

[ Catman 01 ]


[ Catman 02 ]

- Enjoy!

*btw - I think it was the appearance by Mister Mind that made Mark Waid flip out, but that's just a guess.

Monday, July 12, 2010

No post today

I will be late with today's post as my modem has died me.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Zuda News

If you haven't heard, Zuda's competitive arm (if you can call it that, since it was really a popularity contest) has been shut down for good. The imprit seems to still exist for now, with established Zuda creators and books leaping over to DC's new iPad store (High Moon, Night Owls, & Bayou) through Comixology.

I'm still waiting for Azure, I'll pick that one up at any price!

So what now? Well it's been stated that some Zuda books/creators would stick with the imprint but others won't. What about all of those creators who won a competition but hadn't had a chance to really get going with their comic? What about all of those creators who had a pitch submitted previous to the shut down?

Believe it or not there are people out there listening.

Bleeding Cool is reporting:

"But what happens to the abandoned creators, the abandoned properties? I understand that wevolt, a digital online comics hub bought up by Wowio has made a number of aggressive moves towards these creators, offering them complete ownership of their work, an established audience and a chance to keep their dreams going." ~BleedingCool


WeVolt seems like a good home for the Zuda comics creators, not only is it flash based, there are all ready more than a few cool comics there now:



Multiversity Comics is reporting:

"This morning, we received the press release for a company that up until today we had never heard of: Killing The Grizzy. What is this, you might ask? Well, according to their press release, they're a brand new agency that hopes to breathe something new into the comic community. This includes both funding and marketing for unknown works with the basic idea being to forge a better community. What is really eye catching about the press release, though, is the big bold "Alternative To Zuda" comment. To quote the press release, "We’re in the process of putting together the pieces for an alternative to the now quashed ZUDA, and it won’t be a competition structure, but something far more organic, open, and fair and it will go far beyond what ZUDA ever did." Supposedly this will be up in a matter of weeks."~MultiversityComics

Neither posting really gives any concrete details regarding how they'd structure any sort of competition hosted on their site. Now multiple members of the extended FBU team have submitted comics to Zuda, or were just about too, so we've definitely got opinions to spare on how we'd run a new replacement to Zuda but we'd like to know what you think.

How could a replacement be a true competition? How would you set up the rules, guidelines, and standards? What would you like to see as at least one a key factor of a successful replacement?

Converse! :)

Have a great weekend,

Caine

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Haven't We Seen This Before?

Once in a while... There are times when I think that I am getting too old to read comics. At least recent comics. It seems like so many comics repeat themselves. Take this new Green Arrow comic for instance...

I just gave the first issue a try and I couldn't help but make comparisons to the Mike Grell Longbow Hunters Era.

Heck both Green Arrow #1 comics start pretty much the same way... although the newest one takes more pages to get the same point across.

Here is he first page of Mike Grell's run...
.
Here is the first page of the new series by JT Krul...


Here is are next 3 pages of Longbow Hunters



And the next 3 pages of the new series



Damn... They brought back the Silver Age Green Arrow not that long ago... and it did not take them long to get back to him being the Longbow Hunter. It makes me think that no one at DC knows what to do with the character. So now they are trying to get back the magic of the Mike Grell Green Arrow.

Now they are back to the more edgy... not afraid to maim... maybe even kill... Green Arrow.
So in short after the Silver Age version failed...

...The Longbow Hunter is back.
HE'S BACK BABY!!!.............. (sorry)

I was a big fan of the Longbow Hunter era of Green Arrow. Although I am curious about this new Green Arrow series... I can't help but feel this strong sense of deja vu. I guess we will have to wait and see how it measures up against the original Longbow Hunter comics.... and how different it will be. Probably why I barely buy new comics anymore and am mostly buying some Omnibuses/Essentials/TPBs of comics of an era long since gone.

No... not because of nostalgia... I started reading comics because them comics at the time had just the right balance of story/action that I craved. So to get the balance that I think is just right for comics.... I mostly have to look at older comics to try and find what I love about comics. But there are also various other reasons behind that.

You can sometimes look at older comics and tell that some of them were made for 12 years old. But for about 10 years now... when you read a comic.... you often get the feeling that them comics are made BY 12 years old kids. Maybe it has to do with the fact that now I am as old... or older then most of them guys producing them comics?? Could be.

There also is the factor or continuity... and the fact that history gets to repeat itself. For an example of continuity that makes me feel too old to read comics... I have been reading the FF since Hickman took over the title with Eaglesham... and it was mostly a fun ride so far.... although I have no clue what the Nu-Earth sub-plot is even about. I only looked at a handful of issues of the Millar/Hitch FF... and from what I understand... Nu-Earth has to do with that run.

But in the latest FF issue (#580)... I could not help but get pulled out of the story and tell myself.... "Hey... Reed and Ben both knew that Ben could transform himself."



In the Thing #23 (did not even need to look it up... I only own 3 Thing comics.... okay 4 if you count FF # 274)... Reed tells Ben that he could transform at will... that it was just some mental block (Ben thinking that Alicia loved the Thing) that was preventing him from transforming.



Now that Ben no longer loved Alicia... he should be able to transform at will between the Thing and Ben Grimm. But then it was too late... the Thing had KILLED Ben Gimm on Battleworld. So no more transforming into Ben Grimm. Of course... that was changed in FF #39 by Pacheco where Ben could transform at will. I have no clue how long that lasted.

But the on/off switch was nothing new... and Ben had made peace with him being the Thing ages ago. So seeing that idea of curing Ben once more... and how Ben and Reed did not seem to remember the event from the Thing #23.... made me feel old.    

We shall see.
So is it that I AM too old to read comics??

Should I leave comics behind?? Should I just move on?? Or should I simply stick to reading some of them older comics?? Is there a time when you must stop/give up reading comics??? What do you guys think?? I am curious to read your thoughts on the subject.

Until next time.

- Pierre

Sunday, July 4, 2010

The Original Miss America

So with the release of Wonder Woman 600, let's back away from all the noise over her new costume (which looks like a bad 90's costume) and talk about somthing people seem to be ignoring...

The apparent destruction of Paradise Island...


While it sort of smacks of Event Level storytelling to seemingly eliminate Paradise Island and all of the Amazons, it makes for an interesting mystery to start the new run with. I've only seen Heidi MacDonald reference this plot point. As Heidi suggests, this may lend itself to being seen as a Women in Refrigerator moment by some commentators, but I don't really think that's where this story is going to end up. More than likely, by the time the arc is all through, the Amazons will have been saved in some manner whereupon they will unite in a quest to rebuild Paradise Island.

If I had any reservations with the plot, it's that after everything is restored, how exactly will this new Wonder Woman be any different than the one that's bored us to tears over the past 40 years?

I say 40 years, because I'm pretty sure the Silver Age is the last time Wonder Woman was really interesting...


Back to my point - if you are going to push the reality reset button, why not give ANOTHER woman Wonder Woman's powers? Yeah, I know we would eventually have to go back to the original character, cause that's how things always go, but for at least one story arc you would get a new perspective on the character. Tell the readers from the get go that this new character is going to help restore the old one, then it feels less like a usurping of the old character - you get some buy in from the readers that way. At the end of the tale, you might even end up with a new character people like as well as the old one.

Me, I'd love to see a neurotic New Yorker like Liz Lemon from 30 Rock bestowed with the powers of the gods...


And yeah, I know that makes my version sound more like a romantic comedy or chick flick than a Summer blockbuster, but that might not be a bad direction to go with the character...at least a while.

Anyway, on the whole, I think JMS may succeed in giving us an interesting story as he seems to be trying to inject some modern takes on the mythos - like the Oracle of Delphi as a gothy runaway...but what's up with all the leather jackets in this revisioned Wonder Woman world?



Anyway, on this July 4th, let's enjoy the adventures of another heroine from the Golden Age, Miss America!

Miss America is originally Joan Dale, a courageous reporter who had a dream in which the Statue of Liberty appeared to her and, giving her the power to transmute elements, instructed her to battle evil.


Joan awakes to find that she now has these powers. Adopting a patriotically-themed costume, she begins fighting evil as Miss America.

She appeared in Military Comics 1 - 7 (a comic I've not featured here before despite the fact that it has some amazing Blackhawk stories in it...I think I had some fears about the copyright on these comics.)

[ Military Comics 01 ]

[ Military Comics 07 ]
- Enjoy

Friday, July 2, 2010

The Clock Strikes - Part 2

Today we present Part 2 of Caines Adventures of the Golden Age hero The Clock! You can read part one here.

When the clock inside the Brunswick Towers struck 10:00 a white cloaked figure entered through the front doors. Locking them, the woman moved to the desk. Lifting up the security guard's head a quick inspection was performed to ensure man was unconscious. Once satisfied, the new visitor dropped the guards head back down on the desk with a soft ka-plunk.

As the guards head plunked down on the front desk, the woman removed the key ring from his belt. Within a few seconds she had indentified the elevator access key, called an elevator and was traveling up to the top of the building.

As the elevator rumbled up to the penthouse, the woman unlocked the access hatch at the top of the elevator car and launched up through it with the grace of a world class gymnast. Quickly, as the car was nearing the end of its journey, she produced a small container and squirted the control box of the elevator car. For a minute or more nothing happened.

Hoping her calculations were correct, she held her breath as the elevator continued to travel towards the top of the shaft. If she had miscalculated, she knew she would be crushed flat by the roof of the building. As the hard steel outcroppings loomed ever nearer, the elevator control box began to spark and smoke. Slowly the car ground to a silent stop six inches below elevator doors that led to the penthouse floor.

"Perfect." The woman stated in a nearly inaudible voice. Removing tools from beneath the cloak, the woman pried the elevator door shaft doors open and entered the penthouse suite. Moving with firsthand knowledge of the layout the woman passed by the display case that was built to display the Onyx Amulet, currently empty, and exposed the safe sunk into the hard floor and covered only by an expensive rug.

The Clock, who stood silently in the shadows, noticed that the woman didn't even attempt to bypass the safe's security. The figure kneeling over the safe knew the combination. With a creek of the hinge the safe was open. As the woman reached into it, The Clock flipped on the lights with a hiss catching the mysteriously cloaked woman by surprise.

"Given time, all things are revealed." The Cloak shouted - his cane and .45 at the ready. He lunged into action from the now nonexistent shadows. Caught off guard, the mysterious woman rolled backwards, retreating behind the heavy safe's door, now standing upright from the floor. A moment later the woman peeked out from behind her cover as she threw three matte black objects that sliced the air on their way to The Clock. The Clock stabbed his cane between the heavy oak floor panels and used the safe door to alter his trajectory in a downward direction firing two shots from the big .45 as he hit the floor.

"KROONG, KROONG,"

From the concussive force of the shots the big heavy safe door crashed to the floor. The Clock spun around, removing his cane from the floor, and getting a fix on his adversary, found her lunging through the air boot first. Deflecting with his left forearm he punched at her with his right, only to have the woman grapple his right arm with hers and pull him so hard that she was able to flip his mass over her and on to the floor. Hard.
"Unfortunately time only flows in one direction." The woman stated politely with a smile.

The Clock couldn't help but notice her incredible beauty as she removed the hood covering her head just long enough to unclasp the Onyx Amulet and slip it around her neck. Immediately her jade green eyes went black as she spun and left the room with a speed The Clock had never seen.

"Wait!" The Clock shouted, getting to his feet.

He marked her entering the stairwell and was there before the big door had a chance to close half way. Taking the stairs two at a time The Clock caught site of most of the woman as she made the next landing around the next set of stairs. As The Clock reached that very landing he saw even less of the woman as she rounded yet another set of stairs. Again, at the bottom The Clock saw little more than moving shadows. It would seem that time was no longer on his side.

At the bottom of the fourth landing The Clock leaped out into the hollow area between the stair cases and dropped to the sub basement into a rolling fall. Righted, with his .45 out, fired two more times toward his target, which was now little more than a blur in the darkness.

"Eeiiyyee!" The woman screamed as she crashed into the staircase's cement wall. The Clock ran over the sound and found the woman sitting on the floor holding her shoulder. He extended a hand to help her up, only to have her knee him in the face. Bounding back The Clock deflected another kick and three quick punches.

Before The Clock could strategize further the woman attacked again. Leading with a round house, He ducked back into the stairwell and then shoved her off balance. The woman used the momentum to push off the wall and swing back around with a back fist that The Clock caught with his big gloved fist.

From under her cloak, the woman whipped out an angled dagger and sliced at The Clock. He brought up his cane, parried and with the flick of his wrist smashed the bulbous head of the cane on her slicing hand. Stepping back the woman jabbed at his neck. The Clock took a step back and she cart wheeled backwards to the staircase railing. Leaping up on the railing, she waved at The Clock.

"Time's up," The woman spoke softly and jumped off the railing as if a pool of water awaited her at the bottom. The Clock ran over the rail and looked over. He expected to see the woman lying dead on the floor, but instead she was waving at him. He stared in disbelief. Apparently, the rumors of the strength-giving Onyx Amulet were true. No normal person could have survived such a fall.

"That's my line!" The Clock grumbled, collecting his pistol and cane, he began taking the stairs two at a time again in hopes of catching up to her.

By the time he reached the street, he saw the angelic woman reach a white sedan, its front passenger door hanging open. The Clock scanned for an accomplice. Finding none he turned his attention to the injured woman and her getaway car. She climbed behind the wheel and the car's ignition rumbled to life as the woman reached over and pulled the passenger door shut before blasting off like a rocket leaving two rubber trails on the street behind her.

The Clock ran out into the street, gun hand extended, he hoped the Onyx Amulet's effects didn't extend so far from the wearer that the sedan was in its range and he'd know in a second. Taking a knee he watched as the woman turned the car east, which brought it's drivers side directly in The Clock's line of sight as she skidded through the turn. Reaching deep, to secret knowledge that Brian O'Brien had discovered in his Naval tour in the Orient, The Clock grasped time itself and held on to it for a mere second as he fired the .45 two more times.

The Clock heard the sedan screech to a halt and crash. Catching up to it he found the woman, thrown clear, unconscious a few feet from the sedan which had impacted with Baron's department store. A few inches from the woman lay the Onyx Amulet, much more powerful than even he understood before tonight.

A few blocks away the Justice building's big clocked chimed that it was midnight.

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